HowmanyRepublicansdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb?
A:Two-onetodoitandonetosteadythechandelier.
A:None,...（查看全文）
Got a letter from my Aunt Martha the other day. She writes...
The other day I went to the local C...（查看全文）
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it'...（查看全文）
MAGAZINES:
Men'smagazinesoftenfeaturepicturesofnakedwomen.Women'smagazinesalsofeaturepicturesofnaked...（查看全文）
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, ...（查看全文）
A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't...（查看全文）
"IT'SAGUYTHING"
Translated:"Thereisnorationalthoughtpatternconnected
withit,andyouhavenochanceatallo...（查看全文）
10.AChristmastreedoesn`tcarehowmanyotherChristmas
tr...（查看全文）
The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His b...（查看全文）
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home,...（查看全文）
AfarmerandhiswifedecidetoselltheirlandsotheycanmovetoFloridaandretire.Aprospectivebuyercomesbyandlik...（查看全文）
A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He sa...（查看全文）
1.Don'tcall,ever.
2.Ifyoudon'tlikeagirl,don'ttellher.It'smorefuntoletherfigureitoutbyherself.
3.Li...（查看全文）
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she to...（查看全文）
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...（查看全文）
Q:Howmanypoliticiansdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:Four,onetochangeitandtheotherthreetodenyit.
H...（查看全文）
1.Computersareunreliable,buthumansareevenmoreunreliable.
2.Atthesourceofeveryerrorwhichisblamedonth...（查看全文）
Aguyisnotgettingalongwithhiswife. Hethinksmaybehe'dliketohaveapetandgoestoapetshop.Afterl...（查看全文）
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen,...（查看全文）
TheWorkVirusThisisserious...a"WORK"virusisontheloose...Ifyoureceiveanysortof"work"atall,whetherviae-...（查看全文）
1.Theystartpayingeveryoneinseashells.
2.TheDairyQueenonthecorneristhreateningahostiletakeover.
3.W...（查看全文）
MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leav...（查看全文）
Teacher: "Spell 'WATER',"
Girl : "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "That doesn't spell 'WATER',"
Girl : "Yes, it does it's all the letters from 'H to O'."
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A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by
the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits a...（查看全文）
her nickname is "DAMN"
she eats Wheat Thicks.
people jog around her for exercise.
she went to the...（查看全文）
ForthoseshelteredfewofyouwhoarenotfullyawareoftheDarwinAwards.Theseawardsaregivenannuallytothoseindi...（查看全文）
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. ...（查看全文）
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out i...（查看全文）
Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a pres...（查看全文）
Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give...（查看全文）
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