1. Let's wash the car.
2. Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
3. Come to think of it, I'll have...（查看全文）
1.Theystartpayingeveryoneinseashells.
2.TheDairyQueenonthecorneristhreateningahostiletakeover.
3.W...（查看全文）
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the content...（查看全文）
What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
'Hey y'all... Watch this!'
How To Pi...（查看全文）
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused ...（查看全文）
A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to which he ...（查看全文）
old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the stre...（查看全文）
1.Computersareunreliable,buthumansareevenmoreunreliable.
2.Atthesourceofeveryerrorwhichisblamedonth...（查看全文）
ForthoseshelteredfewofyouwhoarenotfullyawareoftheDarwinAwards.Theseawardsaregivenannuallytothoseindi...（查看全文）
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping
my husband company while I go for ...（查看全文）
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
B...（查看全文）
A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't...（查看全文）
1. There is no such thing as childproofing your home
2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and...（查看全文）
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors.
8. Why...（查看全文）
A minister told his congregation,
"Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.
To help you ...（查看全文）
IDIOTS IN SERVICE:
This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone rep...（查看全文）
Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and
say sorry to her"
Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are
stupid.
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it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
she got a peep hole in a glass door.
you asked what's for d...（查看全文）
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
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A painting cotractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale b...（查看全文）
Ifyoure-mailaddressendsin".over.yonder.com"
IfyouconnecttotheWorldWideWebviaa"DownHomePage"
Iftheb...（查看全文）
Thereisalittleboyandalittlegirlinthewoods. Thelittle
girlaskedthe...（查看全文）
HowmanyRepublicansdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb?
A:Two-onetodoitandonetosteadythechandelier.
A:None,...（查看全文）
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone t...（查看全文）
1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty b...（查看全文）
Adriverisstoppedbyapoliceofficer.Thedriverasks,"What'stheproblemofficer?"Officer:"Youweregoingatleas...（查看全文）
"U.S. Government Philosophy: If It Ain't Broke, Fix It 'Til It Is"
Beauty is in the eye of the bee...（查看全文）
Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a pres...（查看全文）
"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any
brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear.
What did she say when u told her u are the only child?"
"She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
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Once there was 3 girls. A blonde, red head and a burrnet. They were
swimming from one island to ano...（查看全文）
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