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This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone rep...（查看全文）
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it ...（查看全文）
Adriverisstoppedbyapoliceofficer.Thedriverasks,"What'stheproblemofficer?"Officer:"Youweregoingatleas...（查看全文）
1.ANUMBEROFDIFFERENTAPPROACHESAREBEINGTRIED...
Wearestillpissinginthewind.
2.EXTENSIVEREPORTISBEING...（查看全文）
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, ...（查看全文）
10.Whennooneelseislooking,youswearthatthemonkeys
aregivingyouthefinger.
9.TheBearsexhibitisnothingm...（查看全文）
Got a letter from my Aunt Martha the other day. She writes...
The other day I went to the local C...（查看全文）
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He y...（查看全文）
1. Whine
2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are bel...（查看全文）
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone...（查看全文）
1. There is no such thing as childproofing your home
2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and...（查看全文）
"IT'SAGUYTHING"
Translated:"Thereisnorationalthoughtpatternconnected
withit,andyouhavenochanceatallo...（查看全文）
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she to...（查看全文）
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping
my husband company while I go for ...（查看全文）
Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty b...（查看全文）
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home,...（查看全文）
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar d...（查看全文）
1.DoestheLittleMermaidwearanalgebra?
2.Doinfantsenjoyinfancyasmuchasadultsenjoyadultery?
3.Howisit...（查看全文）
Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're...（查看全文）
her nickname is "DAMN"
she eats Wheat Thicks.
people jog around her for exercise.
she went to the...（查看全文）
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference betwee...（查看全文）
Hammer-Inancienttimesahammerwasusedtoinflictpainonone'senemies.Modernhammersareusedtoinflictpainonon...（查看全文）
1.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsI:TheMop
2.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsII:TheSponge
...（查看全文）
"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any
brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear.
What did she say when u told her u are the only child?"
"She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
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Q:Howmanymanagersdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:We'veformedataskforcetostudytheproblemofwhylightbu...（查看全文）
A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. He's going...（查看全文）
Somefolkshaveit,somedon't.
Thosewhohaveitwouldbedevastatedifitwereevercutoff.
Thosewhohaveitthinkt...（查看全文）
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
B...（查看全文）
Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor : You've had an accident involving...（查看全文）
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