笑话大全

Q:Howmanypoliticiansdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:Four,onetochangeitandtheotherthreetodenyit.



HowmanyUSPresidentsdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb?
A:None,theconstitutionsaysthatonlyCongresscanscrewinlightbulbs,
soonlyCongressisresponsibleforthedark,whichiswhywe
needaConstitutionalamendment.
A:Onlyone.Ifhecanhandle250000000peopleadayIthinkhecanhandle
screwingoneextralightbulb.


Q:Howmanypresidentialcandidatesdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:Lessandlessallthetime.


Q:Howmanybelievable,competent,"justrightforthejob"presidential
candidatesdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:It'sgoingtobeadark4years,isn'tit?


Q:Howmanypresidentialcampaignstaffdoesitneedtochangealightbulb?
A:220!Onetowriteaspeechabouthowgooditwillbewhenthebulbis
actuallychanged,onetowriteaspeechaboutwhytheothercandidates
can'tevenspell"lightbulb",eighteentofindoutwhattheother
candidatesdidwhenthelightbulbfailed,andanothertwohundredtofind
outwhattheothercandidate'sfamiliesthinkaboutlightbulbs,bulbs,
pear-shapedobjects,lightingeneral,anyformofenergy.


Q:Howmanysenatorsdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb?
A:Twotosponsorthebillandthirty-threetoconstituteaquorum.