Light Bulb Jokes
HowmanywitchesdoesittaketochangeaLightbulb? Dependsonwhatyouwantitchangedinto... HowmanyT.V.evange...（查看全文）
Bad News
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out i...（查看全文）
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the content...（查看全文）
Things you won’t hear a woman say to another woman
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for ...（查看全文）
Men’s Advice To Women
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it'...（查看全文）
To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up...what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven? Terry: I can't. My mum told me to go straight home.（查看全文）
Afraid of Bees
AfarmerandhiswifedecidetoselltheirlandsotheycanmovetoFloridaandretire.Aprospectivebuyercomesbyandlik...（查看全文）
Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman
1. Whine 2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no. Then get mad when you are bel...（查看全文）
Liver and Cheese
TheTacoBellChihuahua,aDobermanandaBulldogareinadoggiebarhavingadrinkwhenagood-lookingfemaleColliecom...（查看全文）
Arctic Explorer
Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to e an Arctic explorer. Father: That's fine, Bill. Boy: But I want to go into training at once. Father: Hoe so? Boy: Well, I want a dollae a day for icecream so I'll get used to the cold（查看全文）
bad news and very bad news
Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient : Well, might as well give...（查看全文）
Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Women
10.AChristmastreedoesn`tcarehowmanyotherChristmas tr...（查看全文）
difference
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher. "unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle." （查看全文）
Bumper Stickers
"U.S. Government Philosophy: If It Ain't Broke, Fix It 'Til It Is" Beauty is in the eye of the bee...（查看全文）
The Perfect Husband.
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone t...（查看全文）
A short history of medicine
"Doctor, I have an ear ache." 2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen,...（查看全文）
How to use an ATM machine...
MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert card into machi...（查看全文）
Top 10 Signs You’ve Got A Bad ISP...
1.Theircompanylogoistwotincansandalengthofstring. 2.Youcheckouttheiraddress,andit'saphoneboothconta...（查看全文）
Hotel Translations
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...（查看全文）
20 George Carlin - Things to think about
1.DoestheLittleMermaidwearanalgebra? 2.Doinfantsenjoyinfancyasmuchasadultsenjoyadultery? 3.Howisit...（查看全文）
To scare them
A mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked. "Leave it on." his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too." （查看全文）
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. He's going...（查看全文）
Duck Hunt
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it ...（查看全文）
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
"How many can you afford?" It only takes one to change your bulb...to his. Two. One to change it a...（查看全文）
Men & Women: The Difference
MAGAZINES: Men'smagazinesoftenfeaturepicturesofnakedwomen.Women'smagazinesalsofeaturepicturesofnaked...（查看全文）
You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...
Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion. Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfe...（查看全文）
30 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go o...（查看全文）
Where’s My Rolex???!!!!!
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off...（查看全文）
Mommy is going to eat your fingers
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...（查看全文）
12 Ways to tell if your a "Hightech Redneck"
Ifyoure-mailaddressendsin".over.yonder.com" IfyouconnecttotheWorldWideWebviaa"DownHomePage" Iftheb...（查看全文）
