Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore,
Sir." Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He sa...（查看全文）
Hammer-Inancienttimesahammerwasusedtoinflictpainonone'senemies.Modernhammersareusedtoinflictpainonon...（查看全文）
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
* That depends on whether it has health insu...（查看全文）
Aguyisnotgettingalongwithhiswife. Hethinksmaybehe'dliketohaveapetandgoestoapetshop.Afterl...（查看全文）
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in ...（查看全文）
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Are you harboring...（查看全文）
Thereisalittleboyandalittlegirlinthewoods. Thelittle
girlaskedthe...（查看全文）
Thiscouplehadonlybeenmarriedfortwoweeks.Thehusband,althoughverymuchinlove,couldn'twaittogooutintotow...（查看全文）
Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corp...（查看全文）
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are.
Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work...（查看全文）
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use ...（查看全文）
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it'...（查看全文）
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she to...（查看全文）
1.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsI:TheMop
2.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsII:TheSponge
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1. How about never? Is never good for you?
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's h...（查看全文）
her nickname is "DAMN"
she eats Wheat Thicks.
people jog around her for exercise.
she went to the...（查看全文）
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home,...（查看全文）
1.Theystartpayingeveryoneinseashells.
2.TheDairyQueenonthecorneristhreateningahostiletakeover.
3.W...（查看全文）
it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
she got a peep hole in a glass door.
you asked what's for d...（查看全文）
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...（查看全文）
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone...（查看全文）
1.Don'tcall,ever.
2.Ifyoudon'tlikeagirl,don'ttellher.It'smorefuntoletherfigureitoutbyherself.
3.Li...（查看全文）
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the content...（查看全文）
ForthoseshelteredfewofyouwhoarenotfullyawareoftheDarwinAwards.Theseawardsaregivenannuallytothoseindi...（查看全文）
MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leav...（查看全文）
For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but n...（查看全文）
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
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IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK..you spend most of your tim...（查看全文）
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