1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it'...（查看全文）
TheTacoBellChihuahua,aDobermanandaBulldogareinadoggiebarhavingadrinkwhenagood-lookingfemaleColliecom...（查看全文）
old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the stre...（查看全文）
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He y...（查看全文）
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping
my husband company while I go for ...（查看全文）
Q:Howmanymanagersdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:We'veformedataskforcetostudytheproblemofwhylightbu...（查看全文）
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstai...（查看全文）
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. No need to sit when you pee.
3. You know st...（查看全文）
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone...（查看全文）
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen,...（查看全文）
"U.S. Government Philosophy: If It Ain't Broke, Fix It 'Til It Is"
Beauty is in the eye of the bee...（查看全文）
Threemicearesittingatabarinaroughneighborhoodlateatnighttryingtoimpresseachotherabouthowtoughtheyare...（查看全文）
HowmanyRepublicansdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb?
A:Two-onetodoitandonetosteadythechandelier.
A:None,...（查看全文）
1.Theystartpayingeveryoneinseashells.
2.TheDairyQueenonthecorneristhreateningahostiletakeover.
3.W...（查看全文）
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.
How do you know when a blonde h...（查看全文）
Q:HowmanyBillClintonsdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:Two--Onetopromisehe'lldoitbetterthananyoneelsea...（查看全文）
Adriverisstoppedbyapoliceofficer.Thedriverasks,"What'stheproblemofficer?"Officer:"Youweregoingatleas...（查看全文）
Anewguyintownwalksintoabarandreadsasignthathangsoverthebar:FREEBEERFORTHEPER...（查看全文）
it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
she got a peep hole in a glass door.
you asked what's for d...（查看全文）
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference
between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.
"unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't
allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."
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IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK..you spend most of your tim...（查看全文）
What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
'Hey y'all... Watch this!'
How To Pi...（查看全文）
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Are you harboring...（查看全文）
A:When do people talk least?
B: In February.
A: Why?
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"IT'SAGUYTHING"
Translated:"Thereisnorationalthoughtpatternconnected
withit,andyouhavenochanceatallo...（查看全文）
At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with
Her and OUR aging gracefully. These ar...（查看全文）
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use ...（查看全文）
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it ...（查看全文）
Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're...（查看全文）
1.Don'tcall,ever.
2.Ifyoudon'tlikeagirl,don'ttellher.It'smorefuntoletherfigureitoutbyherself.
3.Li...（查看全文）
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