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AfarmerandhiswifedecidetoselltheirlandsotheycanmovetoFloridaandretire.Aprospectivebuyercomesbyandlikestheplace,butthere'sonlyoneproblem:He'sdeathlyafraidofbeesand,onatouroftheproperty,henoticedalotofthem.

Thefarmersays,"There'salwaysbeenbeesaroundhere,butinthe30yearsI'veownedthefarm,I'veneverbeenstungonce.I'lltellyouwhat."Takeoffyourclothesandletmetieyoutothattreeoverthere.Ifyou'restungbyasinglebee,I'llgiveyouthefarmfornothing.Butifyoudon'tgetstung,youhavetobuythefarmatmyaskingprice."

Theguyfiguresthepossibilityofafreefarmistoogoodtopassup,soheagreestothefarmer'sdeal.Thefarmertieshimnakedtothetreeandgoestoworkinthefields.Afewhourslater,thefarmerreturns,onlytofindthemaninastateoftotalexhaustion.He'sacompletewreck.Hiskneesarebucklingandtheonlythingsholdinghimuparethetinystrapssecuringhimtothetreetrunk.Thefarmerisshocked."Whatonearthhappenedtoyou?You'reamess!Didthebeesgetyou?"

"No,"saystheman,"butdoesn'tthatCalfhaveamother?"