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1.ANUMBEROFDIFFERENTAPPROACHESAREBEINGTRIED...
Wearestillpissinginthewind.

2.EXTENSIVEREPORTISBEINGPREPAREDON
AFRESHAPPROACHTOTHEPROBLEM...
Wejusthiredthreekidsfreshoutofcollege.

3.CLOSEPROJECTCOORDINATION...
Weknowwhotoblame.

4.MAJORTECHNOLOGICALBREAKTHROUGH...
ItworksOK,butlooksveryhi-tech.

5.CUSTOMERSATISFACTIONISDELIVEREDASSURED...
Wearesofarbehindschedulethecustomer
ishappytogetitdelivered.

6.PRELIMINARYOPERATIONALTESTSWEREINCONCLUSIVE...
Thedarnthingblewupwhenwethrewtheswitch.

7.TESTRESULTSWEREEXTREMELYGRATIFYING...
Wearesosurprisedthatthestupidthingworks.


8.THEENTIRECONCEPTWILLHAVETOBEABANDONED...
Theonlypersonwhounderstoodthethingquit.

9.ITISINTHEPROCESS...
Itissowrappedupinredtapethatthesituationisabouthopeless.

10.WEWILLLOOKINTOIT...
Forgetit!Wehaveenoughproblemsfornow.

11.PLEASENOTEANDINITIAL...
Let'sspreadtheresponsibilityforthescrewup.

12.GIVEUSTHEBENEFITOFYOURTHINKING...
We'lllistentowhatyouhavetosayaslongasit
doesn'tinterferewithwhatwe'vealreadydone.

13.GIVEUSYOURINTERPRETATION...
Ican'twaittohearthisbull!

14.SEEMEorLET'SDISCUSS...
Comeintomyoffice,I'mlonely.

15.ALLNEW...
Codenotinterchangeablewiththepreviousdesign.

16.YEARSOFDEVELOPMENT...Itfinallyworked!

17.LOWMAINTENANCE...
Impossibletofixifbroken.