1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. No need to sit when you pee.
3. You know st...（查看全文）
1.ANUMBEROFDIFFERENTAPPROACHESAREBEINGTRIED...
Wearestillpissinginthewind.
2.EXTENSIVEREPORTISBEING...（查看全文）
Teacher: "Spell 'WATER',"
Girl : "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "That doesn't spell 'WATER',"
Girl : "Yes, it does it's all the letters from 'H to O'."
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It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and comp...（查看全文）
A minister told his congregation,
"Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.
To help you ...（查看全文）
The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His b...（查看全文）
A mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked.
"Leave it on." his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too."
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1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go o...（查看全文）
Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbefo...（查看全文）
AfarmerandhiswifedecidetoselltheirlandsotheycanmovetoFloridaandretire.Aprospectivebuyercomesbyandlik...（查看全文）
1. Theylikethewords.
2. Girls,attimes,thinkthatthe"words"areimportant.
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