One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use ...（查看全文）
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused ...（查看全文）
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the content...（查看全文）
Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're...（查看全文）
1.DoestheLittleMermaidwearanalgebra?
2.Doinfantsenjoyinfancyasmuchasadultsenjoyadultery?
3.Howisit...（查看全文）
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home,...（查看全文）
Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and
say sorry to her"
Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are
stupid.
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The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His b...（查看全文）
Q:Howmanypoliticiansdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:Four,onetochangeitandtheotherthreetodenyit.
H...（查看全文）
"U.S. Government Philosophy: If It Ain't Broke, Fix It 'Til It Is"
Beauty is in the eye of the bee...（查看全文）
it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
she got a peep hole in a glass door.
you asked what's for d...（查看全文）
A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't...（查看全文）
Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corp...（查看全文）
It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and comp...（查看全文）
1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go o...（查看全文）
Thereisalittleboyandalittlegirlinthewoods. Thelittle
girlaskedthe...（查看全文）
AfarmerandhiswifedecidetoselltheirlandsotheycanmovetoFloridaandretire.Aprospectivebuyercomesbyandlik...（查看全文）
A painting cotractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale b...（查看全文）
1. Theylikethewords.
2. Girls,attimes,thinkthatthe"words"areimportant.
3. ...（查看全文）
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstai...（查看全文）
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.
How do you know when a blonde h...（查看全文）
A:When do people talk least?
B: In February.
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What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
'Hey y'all... Watch this!'
How To Pi...（查看全文）
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He y...（查看全文）
Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbefo...（查看全文）
TheWorkVirusThisisserious...a"WORK"virusisontheloose...Ifyoureceiveanysortof"work"atall,whetherviae-...（查看全文）
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes co...（查看全文）
There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she...（查看全文）
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it ...（查看全文）
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